1. Man slaps "nigger" baby on airplane because it won't stop crying- This guy is either your racist hero or your worst nightmare... We all can admit that it's so annoying when a child starts screaming at the top of its lungs that it wants off this flying death trap we call planes, but we also have to admit that we were once children, that children think completely different from adults. Shame on this man for A. being a racist waste of space and B. slapping a 2 year old TODDLER.... COME ON he is very much a baby! My 7 year old brother cried at his first sleepover, I'm sure feeling like your brain is going to implode is enough to make any baby cry! Worse still, this asshole is an executive at some company in Idaho... maybe that's a good thing cuz he lost his job for acting like a ignorant senile geriatric punk! They through his ass straight to the curb when he got back home! Karma... is a nasty bitch! He did too much... but is it too much to ask parents to give the kids benadryl or nyquil??? JUSTTTT not KIDDING :)
http://gma.yahoo.com/executive-accused-slapping-toddler-plane-loses-job-145302655--abc-news-topstories.html
More businesses should offer this discount, maybe parents would have some incentive to drug their kids on planes :)
2. Pistorius' Lawyers want world to believe it wasn't a "murder"- Have you been following this story? Hot South African Model gets with "Hot for a guy with no legs" Olympian, I guess they argue.... long story short... the guy with no legs, puts his legs on, fires 4 shots at his lovely girlfriend, 3 of them hit her... she's dead. HOLY SHEZZZ, and the lawyers say this wasn't a murder... wtf was it? self defense? she was like a size 2, he has metal bouncy legs!! EVEN with no legs... this is murder, what did someone else do it? SHE WAS HIDING IN THE BATHROOM.... or she was taking a shit and he was just so fed up with her stank... either way, WHO is going to believe this is not murder? And his dumbass starts crying when he hears "murder charge" You weren't crying when you pulled that trigger 4 times!!!! I hate that, you can do the crime like a tough guy but your bitch when they give the time, I wonder if they let you have metal legs in prison or do they make you use a wheelchair? This guy just lost his whole life, all you needed was some febreeze homie, its eliminates odors!
BTW, she was beautiful!
3. Snoop Dogg Doesn't pay taxes, spends it all on weed- Well I'm assuming thats where $546,000 in owed taxes was spent on cuz that would be the ultimate pothead move, if it was Wiz Khalifa I'm SURE that's what is was spent on. Anyways, Mr. Dogg didn't file taxes for 2 years and now the government is putting a lien on him for $546,000! DUDE that's your tax bill? How much did you MAKE!? He owes the government a decent suburban house, he owes the governement 1.3 years the presidents salary..... DO you feel me? THATS TOO MUCH! What is up with these celebrities? You will pay those taxes, its not like you are little ole me not claiming the money I made babysitting, you sell out arenas, the government counts on rich folks for its allowance, they probably watched your ass sit right there and not file.... "We got em now, hit em with the lien"! I think he needs to FIRE his accountant, cause you know he has one, did the accountant just be like... na, maybe next year....
IT GETS WORSE! Snoop is going to be sharing a jail cell with Mary J Blige! OH NO MARY!!
She owes New Jersey $900k!! http://perezhilton.com/2013-02-18-mary-j-blige-900k-tax-lien-new-jersey-another-financial-misfire
4. Now that's just sad :(
5. I seriously asked someone the other day if it was ok for him to date now that he isn't the pope... Apparently the answer is still no. So your telling me this guy is a virgin til the day he dies?
6. You don't say? What kind of jewels are we talking about?
I wouldn't even be able to buy this I would be laughing so hard at the checkout lane, but you know whats not cool? Those dolls that you could change their diaper... Like oh how fun this is! Til you have clean up doll poop... and you have to feed them to make them poop and pee water, which can get quite messy.... It's just gross... why do dolls need to poop? How many dolls died because kids fed them play doh and messed up their insides? How many dolls starved becuz the kids got bored and stopped feeding it... you remember furby's? well you have to put your finger on their tongue to "feed" them otherwise they would cry and make stupid telephone noises, and they must have had battery saving technology because one of them sat in my closet for years and would make creepy noises randomly, I often thought about it activating its terminator software and going on a furby rampage because it needs so much damn attention! Any toy that is a commitment is TO MUCH!
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